The title of this blog and the subsequent photo will only have real meaning to one person, and luckily she is a fan of this blog and will get a nice kick out of it. Other than that, it has no connection to what I'm about to write in any way, shape or form.
Today was another uneventful day for me. I woke up, sat around and then went to work, however I do feel the need to tell you all that The Orphanage is a fucking fantastic movie and I highly recommend you go out and rent NOW. I am so excited to be off work tomorrow, I don't know if there is anyone else out there right now who can truly say they feel this level of joy that I am experiencing....except maybe someone having a 2 girl 1 guy threesome....wanna trade?!?!? Anyway, I came to a stunning realization today that any girl I have an even remote interest in falls into 1 of 4 general categories in my life:
1) This is a person who I have an interest in but is WAY too far out of my league. I generally find myself having an interest in these girls at least once every few months knowing damn well that there is no chance in hell of me ever going on a date with them.
2) This is a girl who I have an interest in personality-wise who lives nowhere near me and I know full well would never work out just based on simple logisitics and other factors that can be added in as well (god damn colleges). I generally encounter this situation every once-in-a-while. This is not a common occurrence, but does happen more than I think I would like to admit, though it has been quite some time since this last came about.
3) This is a girl who is either friends with/was friends with a girl I previously dated, or likes one of my friends. This situation has basically occurred with every girl I've had an interest in over the past 4 years, only occasionally giving way to the other two categories when I'm having some kind of off-day. Honest to God, my friends either have it out for me, or are just extremely lucky mother fuckers who have no clue what they actually have in front of them and end up wasting the opportunity and effectively ruining any of my chances by acting like douchebags.
4) This is the mix-and-match category in which the girl I am interested in my fall into a mixture of the above mentioned categories, which effectively means that you are even more interested based on the growing odds of never, ever having a chance with that person.
Sorry to bitch about my life here, but for some reason today was one of those days where I feel even more lonely than usual and just wish I had someone to share these personal thoughts with other than someone who will make fun of me for it (guy friends). Unfortunately for me, at this current juncture, I do not have someone like this, and will not for the foreseeable future. Fuck. Anyway, like I said I'm off work tomorrow, thank Christ and hopefully the day is better than today...which it should be because the Pens play at 7pm. Lets Go Pens!
2 comments:
okay... i'm very upset with you because of this. i can not stand to look at that girl and do you really want me to get into it again?!?! have i not bitched to you about it enough, and now you must remind me of the hate that i have for that girl. Anyways... GO PENS!!! annnd i love ryan malone. just in case you meet him... don't forget to tell him that i am still waiting for him to put his baby in me. hahaha
just to piss ashley off because she ALWAYS blows me off (and because i wish to battle for supremacy of this blog)....i have met ryan malone...aaaaannnnnd he put his baby in me. were due november 13th
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